DICK - Tom, I’m pretty pleased with meself ‘cos I just dun a post modern dump although the colour was very 70’s retro brown, I ain’t chatting beige or orange. It was the only period people believed the colour brown was a good idea. These days we just think of as shit. TOM - Well dun you. DICK - I'm as proud as poo-punch. TOM - I always knew you had it in you. DICK - Not no more I ain't.