Thursday, 16 March 2017
TOM - Here's a new poem from Mr Ed, Dick.
DICK - Post it up Tom, post it up.
TOM - It's very tiny. I think he's forgotten to send us most of it.
DICK - It's in stylee of a haiku, or as Mr Ed says a scatku.
TOM - Well it's all a bit Chinese to me.
DICK - I think you'll find it's Japanese.
TOM - Well I suppose that's why you're the poetry genius.
DICK - Yes, I am the poetry master. Get posting you sock counting numpty.
toilet paper unrolling
one-hand ass wipe—
the sound of poo flushing
by Ed Higgins.