DICK - Tom, why are you standing in my poo puddle?
TOM - I thought it was gravy.
DICK - Well if yer wanna spread it on yer grilled hamster help yerself. I’ve plenty more where that come from.
TOM - Where’s that, then?
DICK - My dying ear, and why would you wanna stand in gravy?
TOM - I’m looking for a new hobby.