Thursday, 5 January 2017

DICK - Tom, why are you standing in my poo puddle?

TOM - I thought it was gravy.

DICK - Well if yer wanna spread it on yer grilled hamster help yerself. I’ve plenty more where that come from.

TOM - Where’s that, then?

DICK - My dying ear, and why would you wanna stand in gravy?

TOM - I’m looking for a new hobby.