TOM - Amy's at it again.
DICK - At what?
TOM - You know.
DICK - No Tom. I don't.
TOM - Do too.
DICK - What like destruction of the Western world? Eating trees? Mole farming? Counting lampposts? Spill the beans my little sock counting wanker.
TOM - You know. Poem stuff .
DICK - Oh that.
TOM - Don't yer like Amy's poems?
DICK - Yeah I do, it's just … well … I thought when you said she's at it again you were talking about masturbation.
TOM - I don't know what that is.
DICK - Do you rub me up the wrong way on purpose?
TOM - I want to go home now please.
DICK - Sock counting wanker.
TOM - Complete and utter wanker.
DICK - Only into yer favourite socks.
TOM - STOP! STOP! STOP! It's poem time.