Monday, 18 January 2016


DICK - It's here.

TOM - But it's also there.

DICK - What is?

TOM - Ed's new poem. It's there in the cobwebby thingy.

DICK - That's what I said ain't it.

TOM - Not really, 'cos you said it's here when in fact it's out there in the whole big world, so it follows, logically speaking, it's there and not it's here.

DICK - Fuck off Tom before I hit yer.