DICK - It's here. TOM - But it's also there. DICK - What is? TOM - Ed's new poem. It's there in the cobwebby thingy. DICK - That's what I said ain't it. TOM - Not really, 'cos you said it's here when in fact it's out there in the whole big world, so it follows, logically speaking, it's there and not it's here. DICK - Fuck off Tom before I hit yer.
poooh hooo by Ed Higgins
stepped in some juicy scat while chasing my tabby cat
who was spewing hot diarrhea from her fast retreating derriere
finally caught the damn cat by tossing my white cowboy hat
and there on the bed we stupidly sat all-everywhere covered in runny scat
snatching the cat from under the hat I’m scanning all this disaster of pooh