DICK – Here’s another offering from Amy.
TOM – I’m surprised you like this, I mean you can’t even reach the chain after you’ve had a poo.
DICK – I can so reach it.
TOM – Then why don’t you?
DICK – Can’t be arsed. Too much effort. Besides, that’s what Toms are for.
TOM – A Tom is for life, not just for Christmas you know.
DICK – Don’t I just fucking know it.