Saturday, 10 October 2015


DICK – Here’s another offering from Amy.

TOM – I’m surprised you like this, I mean you can’t even reach the chain after you’ve had a poo.

DICK – I can so reach it.

TOM – Then why don’t you?

DICK – Can’t be arsed. Too much effort. Besides, that’s what Toms are for.

TOM – A Tom is for life, not just for Christmas you know.


DICK – Don’t I just fucking know it.