Tuesday, 26 May 2015



DICK - This book looks very interesting, Tom.
                                                                                               
TOM - What’s that then?

DICK - Things to do when yer having a dump.

TOM - Fascinating, I’m sure. What’s that saying Cath says to us?

DICK - Fuck off?

TOM - Nah! Not that one.

DICK - Fuck off you pair of cartoon cunts?

TOM - Sounds familiar but that ain’t the one I’m thinking of.

DICK - Dunno then.


TOM - Don’t matter. As long as it keeps yer quiet, you get it.