This is by Mr Ed Higgins, who needs no introduction 'cos he is Mr Ed Higgins, and he has other stuff on here, somewhere, where all his details are. Lovely details they are too. We like to stroke his details.
I must say
I surely do agree-- Plain ol’ Anglo-Saxon “shit” for me Rather than exlax-assed Latin “excrement”! Causing neither affront nor lament So way insufficient of pooish glee You’d not know whether to wipe or wee.