Thursday, 17 July 2014

DICK - Tom, Tom, you have to read this book.  This is proper literature, you know, like what that Dickens geezer wrote.

TOM - Leave it in the bog, I'll have a look when my bum's playing plopsy splash.

DICK - Plopsy splash should be an Olympic game.  I would easily get a medal for plopsy splash.

TOM - Brown medal.

DICK - Don't meddle with me medal.