DICK - Tom, Tom, you have to read this book. This is proper literature, you know, like what that Dickens geezer wrote. TOM - Leave it in the bog, I'll have a look when my bum's playing plopsy splash. DICK - Plopsy splash should be an Olympic game. I would easily get a medal for plopsy splash. TOM - Brown medal. DICK - Don't meddle with me medal.