Thursday, 17 July 2014
DICK - Tom, Tom, you have to read this book. This is proper literature, you know, like what that Dickens geezer wrote.
TOM - Leave it in the bog, I'll have a look when my bum's playing plopsy splash.
DICK - Plopsy splash should be an Olympic game. I would easily get a medal for plopsy splash.
TOM - Brown medal.
DICK - Don't meddle with me medal.
Tuesday, 13 May 2014
TOM - This is new for us Dick. It's funny poetry.
DICK - It's a story, Tom. A personal essay.
TOM - There's lots of words.
DICK - Did you count them?
TOM - I started to. I got up to seven, then I thought about knitting a jumper out of noodles.
DICK - Yeah, I like the sound of that. Knit us one.
TOM - I will, as soon as I learn how to knit, I'm on it.
DICK - Well, until then I'm gonna read this story.