DICK - We've another offering from Miss Amy, Tom.
TOM - She's good ain't she?
DICK - I believe it's 'cos I'm her cartoon dreamboat.
TOM - Could be me.
DICK - No Tom, it couldn't. Let's face it, you're a sock counting wanker, and I'm a cartoon girlie magnet.
TOM - But you still wear socks.
DICK - Not in bed, Tom. Or the bath, come to that.
TOM - When did you have a bath?
DICK - It was a dark night and the wind was rustling through the tree tops …
TOM - Fuck off! Here's Miss Amy, and her information is as below.
Kneeling Before the Porcelain Throne by A. J. Huffman
Kneeling Before the Porcelain Throne
Acid.
Corrosive waves
attack me from inside.
I am waiting for eruptive
vomit.