DICK - We've another offering from Miss Amy, Tom.
TOM - She's good ain't she?
DICK - I believe it's 'cos I'm her cartoon dreamboat.
TOM - Could be me.
DICK - No Tom, it couldn't. Let's face it, you're a sock counting wanker, and I'm a cartoon girlie magnet.
TOM - But you still wear socks.
DICK - Not in bed, Tom. Or the bath, come to that.
TOM - When did you have a bath?
DICK - It was a dark night and the wind was rustling through the tree tops …
TOM - Fuck off! Here's Miss Amy, and her information is as below.
Kneeling Before the Porcelain Throne by A. J. Huffman
Kneeling Before the Porcelain Throne
attack me from inside.
I am waiting for eruptive